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If cultivation is allowed: Home Depot/Lowes could possibly be affected.
Maybe short CXW which operates some private prisons in California.
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From an economic perspective, how is it supposed to boost the stock?
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There will be less profit fr... |
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Does 3D printed guns count?
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I can also make a slam fire shotgun for like 15$.
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Make 20 slam fire shotguns a day at $15 a piece and sell for $100 each. $1700 for a days work isn't bad :D
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They are really easy too. Plus... |
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If we moon after the announcement this is my last time making a big trade till new year. Its getting too stressful.
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Come on man don't you like taking years off your life from the stress of gambling options?
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lol lost my job today also lost a lot on micron calls.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dude you doing ok? your post history goes "today i will turn 25k into 250k" then you next post is you lost 70% of your portfolio.
Uhhh chill out a bit, exit the market for a while. get your head str... |
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You don't think MU will hit $90?
## Walls1337bot: ##
If it does I will blow you. If it doesn't I will blow you for money please im broke on OTM MU calls.
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Bullshit.
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Reg-T Margin for 50 short puts on EFA will be like $60k. He says he has $10k in the account. Complete Bullshit.
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Could have been a spread.
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Are the %s the amount of movement that you expect up or down?
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Google implied move and then look at my post again but this time use some thought and analyze what I posted.
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Lol we gon die
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Move to canada
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No
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Didn't do it guys. Sorry
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thank you.
ENJOY THEM GAINS!!!!!
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There was a purchase this morning for 10,477 contracts of FEB1 16 90P.
Price: 1.08
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you do realize that it could be a hedge against a bullish stock position.
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General Tso's tendies are back on the menu, boys
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hey that was my line...ok you can have it
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Go with your gut feeling and open your position in your paper trading account. See it go immediately red, switch to your trading account and inverse yourself. Profit.
http://imgur.com/iEV6Lih
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Alright pack it up boys. He figured it out
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Watched his speech tonight live. He says there is a 150B yearly trade deficit with Europe and this 25% tariff on cars will turn it into a 150B trade surplus. I don’t know anything about it to comment but I’m sure, like everything else he says, it’s not accurate.
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Ride square till it cums all over my portfolio in a supernova of ecstasy and tendies
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Any sq calls you would recommend?
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literally any
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It seems like 10 people make 50% of the comments in these recurring threads but it's probably just confirmation bias whenever I see a name I recognize.
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I feel WSB is one of those subreddits where not a lot of people last. They get spited, lose their mone... |
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What business concentration is the most useful for trading?
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Math or physics.
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Outperform GOOG lmao. Yeah only if they can afford Silicon Valley premium.
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GOOG has already grown so much. Not much room left to grow.
I think GOOG will triple in a decade and SOGOU will 10x in a decade.
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GFY faggot. KYS
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Up %2.5 after Mia Khalifa's new video.
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What about IV crush?
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This guy gets it
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Tarriff proof... I bet money they aren't recession proof.
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They don't need to be. They just need to be slightly more recession proof than their competitors.
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buy sears and turn them into millennial playgrounds
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We already have that it's called Dave n busters
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If you're interested on how this might affect the stock AH, tomorrow, and next week, an interesting article was written up about its ER movements: https://www.nasdaq.com/article/applied-materials-maintains-reversal-pattern-between-earnings-driven-after-hours-moves-and-follow... |
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I will literally suck your dick if you tell me what to buy on Monday morning
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$MU 7/20 $90 calls
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I know so much more than I did 3 months ago. Still making about the same though.
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Lucky. I’m making way less.
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>making less
yeah lets call it that
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You lost a liberal arts degrees average yearly salary betting Apple would go to 200? WTF
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My favorite one so far
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I cannot fathom the level of autism it took for you to place this bet.
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This is definitely the outright worst... |
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What will 200 6-9 call look like tmr ?
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I think you mean 8-9, and worthless by 4 PM (most likely).
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why your brain jumped to 8-9 and not just 9-6 like a normal person makes me think you must be really successful and I want to know all you... |
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Wow that's insane haha
(What does any of this mean help me)
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I've got 41 options contracts. They are puts which means I was betting the price would go down, it didn't so I lost 30k. Google options investing for more info
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Oooooh yikes, well ... |
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Totally going to wheelie past some posers today on my dank rice burner
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I feel like Harley is coming back into fashion amongst hipsters. I ride and I'm 33 with friends between 25-40 and tons of them have interest in Harleys purely for the aesthetic. The... |
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Please citizen, the markets are efficient, they can't be beat, don't bother trying, just stick your money in one of our pre-approved pools of buy-and-hold mutual funds that we can collude with. Hedge funds? HFT firms? No, they're naughty, not for you...for everyone with over... |
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^This guy Issa cop
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With a 12 car garage, but only 6 cars.
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Why black?
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It's all the Fed's fault that my "greatest economy in American history!" can't stand up to over 3% interest rates.
Y'all been conned.
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Stock market =! Economy
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Nothing. I'm done losing money this week. I'm going to go into work 3 hours early and shovel sidewalks for $8 per hour.
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then next week, you can buy options to triple the money you earned this week. it will all work out.
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maybe. maybe not
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maybe fuck yourself
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Guy with no information whatsoever gives hot take, more at 11
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Dude who founded Zillow, Expedia, and Glassdoor, and is worth hundreds of millions of dollars gives his perspective on a sector he's been involved in nearly his entire career, more at 11.
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tell me you sold first. hopefully as soon as you took the ss lol
good work. inverse wsb strikes again.
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ya im all cash money now baby
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What’d they sell for? $.15?
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I don't know the full story but "autopilot makes cars 3.7x safer" is such bullshit. Not only are they using fatalities/mile instead of fatalities/passenger mile which may greatly distort the statistics, but they are comparing modern luxury cars to the average car, which migh... |
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I already got AMD puts. Bought cheap $11 puts for 20 a contract last week. Already up 85%
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Dumb question. I thought fundamentally you can't be in the green until option reaches strike price?
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The premium increases as it goes closer to th... |
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My MSFT 4/20 92.5 95 96 are all up 100% right now. How long should I hold these? There is definitely more room for MSFT to increase, but I'm not sure about how theta will mess with the price compared to the stock price run up.
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This market is volatile a... |
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Buy calls and puts to double your chance of success
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Interesting, I thought one or the other but this sounds smart
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I'm convinced Snap is purposely blowing through what little cash they have on dogshit so that Amazon or another company can buy it out.
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At this rate other companies are probably looking for the best value to purchase snap. No way they are going to pay curre... |
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Go to sleep bro.
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Got to stay up late so I'll miss the entire trading day and not throw up out of the stress of this insane short squeeze that has cost my account 20% of its value so far.
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What were you trading that cost you 30 grand?
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Was making 130k + 20% yearly bonus + 10% employer match working as a chem engineer for a biotech. Maxed out my yearly IRA plus the $18.5k 401k limit. Bought a 4-bedroom house in the Boston Metro area for rock bottom prices, did a bunch of reno work myself. All that shit w... |
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Looks like the veins on your dick
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How would you know what OP's dick looks like?
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Obviously, from sucking it
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But how can he see inside his mouth?
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looks like you had 3k in RH, did you promise to pay back 4k or what
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I needed $1000 for hospital bill, i borrowed $4000 with plan to pay the bill with $1000 and turn $3000 into $4000 on RH and cash out to pay him back
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Get a job and pay him... |
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Why are you even commenting? Come back to the sub 6/1/2019 and we can talk.
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Why is oil still going up?
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Short covers me thinks
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why would they need to cover if they think it'd go down?
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don’t u just hate it when you go to take a shit and come back, and the zionists and the global elites have established a new world order ��
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or when trump is taking a shit and tweets that this is happening then SPY dumps to 270 in 5 mins
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290 high profile families will NOT be having tendies tonight.
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real rich people don't change their lifestyle because they lost only 1M
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They also don't invest in chumps like him.
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Apparently, this guy has written books about... |
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LEARN TO COOK ITS AWESOME
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NOT FOOD
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Meth... Great way to fund your market addiction and hide your losses.
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I'm drunk as balls. That's a lot of words. I'm sure they're ok. Good job
Edit. Just read it. 100% glorious. You're now a mod
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LOL, and you gave him full permissions.
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Yeaaaa couldn't figure out how to change that on my cell while s... |
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Man, and I thought my occasional $15k bets were YOLOs. 35% seems like damn good profit, but I applaud the balls it takes to keep holding for more gains. Best of luck
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35% is good but, not exactly WSB yolo profits. 35% on the position size is big money f... |
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Hey man at least I didn't chicken out and knew the stocks would recover. I mean I did learn that I don't know shit.
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For some reason I feel like this is the big boy investors propping this up so all these new millennial investors we've heard so much about buy in..... then the big boys are going to short the shit out of it and take all that millennial money.
However, since i just said this... |
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Spread them cheeks
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Scratch my earlier reply. I think this is a better suggestion.
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All the candidates are garbage this year.
Bernie = fucking taxes are high enough
Hilary = fucking cannot be trusted
Trump = fucking terrible foreign relations and identifies as a wrinkled orange
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Feel the Johnson.
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i hope that's a j... |
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I shorted it by leaving. Best financial decision ever.
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Californian here. This is the best advice.
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Except people get pissy towards us when we move into their territory. I know Portland people, and Dallas folks don't like Californians.
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When there's volume there is high volatility.
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But what causes the huge disparity in the Bid and Ask? Is it just volatility?
Edit - Does the stock price automatically accommodates to whatever price so orders can be filled?
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*But what cau... |
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How do I become an analyst? I want to manipulate the market too
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It's not that fucking hard. Get a finance or Econ degree at an East Coast liberal arts school. Suck an alumni's dick at a IB.
Gg no re: you win
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I'm almost finished my Mas... |
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GS reiterated buy with 68 PT. Maybe a reversal here?
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And they are expecting a guidance raise. Full story behind a paywall
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You people can't possibly believe this is something you should still hold
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Could go to Supreme Court. If it does, there will be another rally. We lost the battle but we may still win the war
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lol please provide basis for why the SC would ove... |
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So puts?
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Have had $36 and $42 10/19 calls since early September.
Continued to hold through this blood bath and might still emerge with one testicle with TNDM up $3+ after hours.
As long as Beetus is around TNDM ain't going anywhere.
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The next 10 years are going to be absolute mayhem
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True about pretty much ever period of 10 years.
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Big if true
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Stockman
Stock Man
seems legit
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Stockman.. (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the... Optionsman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And friendship
For Everyone
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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Is dubious the right word in this instance... that’s like a 3 world person being dubious about your paycheck in ... |
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How does the stock market go up for 4 days in a row smh my head
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STOCK MARKET ALWAYS GOES UP
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Holy shit, I was literally thinking this on my way to work this morning. Although I thought they didn't invest at all. Just simulate stock and pay out the few winners with money from all the losers. Then pocket the rest.
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I bet they just give sellers the low... |
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Everything you just wrote gave me an erection that has yet to deflate. I'm all the way up.
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Always nice when the pros back-up your bullish thesis. I guess if they are wrong we will all ride this bitch down together.
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>Always nice wh... |
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Pump more MU, short INTC, Long YUM. Gonna refinance my Corolla to make those gains.
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What’s your dd on YUM
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My lunch
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Hmm how much you weigh?
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289.6 and will be going to the new Taco Bell nearby reg... |
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Kiss my $25k in calls goodbye
edit: proof for the doubters: https://imgur.com/a/so395Ju
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F
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Out of all the things that I could have bought yesterday I chose $SNAP... FUCKING SNAP
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Do you wear a helmet?
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Does anyone know when earnings season is officially over? Asking for a friend
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When all the companies have reported earnings
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Until you buy calls
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Are you accounting for dividends? GILD pays a pretty premium dividend.
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Ya, I accounted for the 3.01% annual dividend.
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Your writing naked options? Your risk is unlimited. It just takes one bad trade (buy out, fraud) and you blow up your account.
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Cash secured and Good God man I put in the post it’s besides the point...
Your risk is the same if you had just bought or shor... |
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Someone get a zoom in!!
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Enhance!
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70% of thanksgiving weeks since 1997 have been bullish, the day before and after thanksgiving tend to be bullish. I think we will have a green week to start then weakness after thanksgiving
Source : https://www.cxoadvisory.com/4366/calendar-effects/stock-returns-around-thank... |
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What cologne do yall wear����
I’m about to get that sweet sweet Creed Millésime Imperial, shit is absolutely ������
Eau de Lacoste used to be my go-to, but nah�� no more cheap shit��
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Cologne is beta juice. I would never mask my alpha male pheromones.
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Anyone got any interesting weekend plays they're looking at?
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Playing with my dick tbh
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TL;DR
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Buy 230 SPY calls.
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I feel good about today
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hahahahahaha
Edit: Rickity wrecked son, thanks for calling
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Wage cuck faggot.
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You probably can't even pass an interview.
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I can interview just fine. The background check and urinalysis are the tough parts for me.
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I think it's finally settled guys. W... |
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Same as the last couple years. Keep investing 15-20% of my income via dollar cost averaging in index funds/ETFs, not mess with timing the markets, and live a comfortable retirement in 40 years.
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do you just come here for the voyeurism?
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The Avalon is the 120 foot yacht of the Toyota lineup
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120 feet ≈ 37 metres
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Start buying iTunes gift cards now. That way you'll have plenty ready when the IRS calls
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??
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Common phone scam.. some guy claims he's an officer with the IRS and someone will come arrest you if you don't go to RiteAid and buy $5,000 worth o... |
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What type of fish are we talking about?
I'd say tilapia and then a couple carnitas on the the side.
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Tilapia is garbage.
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There really is no easy way to tell what is fake anymore.
Edit: Just so everyone knows, this is real.
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there needs to be a tag on every trump tweet that says fake or real
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He’s creating so many jobs! He’s got the BEST jobs!
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A little early to say you missed out on MU tendies
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Yup. Still free under $70
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I hope so. I just bought some $70 6/15 & 6/22 and they're both down at the moment. F me for buying ATH.
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Dude that was aggressive... this ... |
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> I have no idea how the stock market works. I don‟t know how you even buy stocks. I have no idea of what a “call” or a “put” is. I‟ve never even had money, let alone money to invest. I think I had $500 in some kind of collective fund when I was 16, but that‟s it.
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haha
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I know you're trolling, but the same thing happened to me in 2016 when WSB was shilling penny stocks. I lost $5k in a couple months at 18 years old because I listened to WSB. I did own a like 500 AMD shares though, I shoulda held
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Did ... |
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This http://imgur.com/tSR7Cjr
Am I doing it right? http://imgur.com/ZBrbgrX
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I say this too much but if you're buying more than 9 SPY calls you might as well do 1 SPX. Better tax treatment on the gains and cash settlement - although that may not matter on... |
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He's a bumbling idiot in everything he says but he is right. If there was ever a time to do this it was probably 20 or 30 years ago, but now seems like the 2nd best.
I just wish he would focus on China and bring the EU and NAFTA with us to curb China.
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globall... |
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I've had 12/21 $6 puts for a few weeks now. I got 'em at an average of $0.52. Here's hoping for a tumultuous AH post-earnings session.
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If it is tumultuous then why did they move their earnings up?
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Please don't deflate my hopes.
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Did you respond to your own comment... Fag...
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#freeshkreli
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Fresh kreli is best kreli
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Didn’t you hear? Tariffs are bullish now
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Yeah trade wars with world powers are good for the market
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As if I can afford anything but some cheap chinaphone
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Implying that the iPhone isn’t a Chinaphone
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*cheap* Chinaphone
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You can get a high quality iPhone 3 on ebay for 20 bucks. Very hip
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So long $AAPL?
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Fuck Donald Trump.
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Me2 double fuck that fag...
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"Men are afraid of a false accusation"
"Men have to step up and not let fear be a barrier"
LMFAO
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-men should just not be assholes
-but women get free reign to decide what an "asshole" is
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Nah I'm salaried so as long as the work gets done no one gives a shit if I'm dicking around on my phone all day.
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I have people at work with a second monitor for trading alone, no one bats an eye. Then again they also allow pets and beer, got to love sil... |
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